GAMES FOR HYSTERICAL COUPLES – GAME 1: THE KISSING BANDIT (PART 3)
April 9th, 2009“Where are you taking me?”
“Where I should have taken you long ago!”
“Put me down [let go of my arm] this instant!”
“I said put me down.” “No!”
If the husband and wife are playing this game together (cooperatively), they may make up their own lines at this point. If the husband is the activist, he should proceed with caution: If his wife is smiling with surprise or delight at this sudden and somewhat fanciful act of assertion, he should continue. If, however, she is adamant about not wanting to be swept away, he should not press on. Instead, he should try, in as authoritative a manner as possible, to persuade her to go with him. “Why don’t you just do as I say and see what happens? You might just be pleasurably surprised. Come with me. Is our life so great that we couldn’t use a little mystery, a little surprise? Just this once let me take command. I promise you I won’t do anything to hurt you, and you may just find yourself enjoying it.” If all else fails, he should abandon the attempt to be the sole activist, reveal the game to her, and encourage their mutual participation in it from this point on.
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